More Crazy, Babe, and Funny Videos

This profile was edited with Edit Your MySpace

Weezer
"Only in Dreams"
I <3 Anita
Colby Owns
Cursors by Xquizit_442
TXHellJumper
read my profile
sign my guestbook

Visit TXHellJumper's Xanga Site!

Name: Colby
Country: United States
State: Texas
Gender: Male


Interests: Anita(beautiful gf 14 months with her :D )skating...first person shooters....rpgs....war....music....constintine...ummm...xbox live....
Expertise: ..............skating?......first person shooters?.......idk, ask Anita


Message: message me
AIM: KoK SmacK YoU
Yahoo: ColbyWalkinOnIce


Member Since: 1/29/2005

SubscriptionsSites I Read
a_l_a_m
mavsman1987
Unknown_Forces
Anime_Obsessed_Girl
WetStories
sup3rhawtii
XxShesGonnaBreakxX
Choke_on_icons08
FreAKiN_EMo_IconZ
sportychik4723
pinkpanther4723
HcoIstheShit
abcdefgh12345678
mexchicka2005
DefenderOfFreedomAndTruth
ferrari_enzo_yellow
and_it_all_fades_to_nothing
Vampiric_Goddess
DidaDarklin
Freddybear6
Adolf_AKA_God
TomboyishChick
daggoth_ur
ffx_freak89
JUSTaUSELESSwasteOFspace
redraider1013
QueenLouZerr420
Xx_Michelle_XoX
aquamyu
phaturkey667
Lpchick19x
SeXi_MeXi_817
pink_waffles2010
The0nez
Jesse_Kim
hybriddialek

Blogrings
Atheism
previous - random - next

**Colby Is God- and all his Followers are God 2*
previous - random - next

Colby & Julie are best friendz w/ Tonz of stalkerz
previous - random - next

My Hair is Eating My Face
previous - random - next


Posting Calendar

|<< oldest | newest >>|
view all weblog archives

Get Involved!

Suggest a link

Recommend to friend

Create a site


Sunday, May 21, 2006

Putfile.com - Dedicated Server Upload Video 

A Vampire bat i drew =D

 

 Putfile.com - Dedicated Server Upload Video

Hamster

Putfile.com - Dedicated Server Upload Video

 

Dr Pepper

 

Putfile.com - Dedicated Server Upload Video

Rivers Cuomo


Thursday, March 30, 2006

Whites, Blacks, and Violent Crime
Sources: Census Bureau and FBI Uniform Crime Reports

U.S. Population in 2005
74.0% White, 12.5% Black, 9.1% Hispanic, 3.5% Asian

Perpetrators of Murder
1993 - 40.7% White, 57.6% Black
1995 - 43.4% White, 54.4% Black

Perpetrators of Rape
1993 - 56.9% White, 41.3% Black
1995 - 55.6% White, 42.4% Black

Perpetrators of Murder
1993 - 40.7% White, 57.6% Black
1995 - 43.4% White, 54.4% Black

Perpetrators of Assault
1993 - 58.4% White, 39.8% Black
1995 - 59.6% White, 38.4% Black

These figures mean:

- The average Black commits murder 7.9 times as often as the average White.

- The average Black commits rape 4.4 times as often as the average White.

- The average Black commits robbery 9.6 times as often as the average White.

- The average Black commits assault 3.9 times as often as the average White.

 


Thursday, March 23, 2006

I want fucking closure.. you know what makes me more deppressed then anything?

questions about god

you know why we're here?

To ask questions about god

Do I believe in God?

Idk.....

Do I want a almighty creator to judge and watch over me and give me his blessings of hateful black ppl?

No


Thursday, March 09, 2006

How many people want me to kill myself

Please in a comment if you want to me to die tell me and if you want me to live tell me and explain why

this is dead serious

i really need to see who my true friends are


Wednesday, February 01, 2006

You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.

You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey" and even "The Man" and you think it's OK.

But when I call you, "nigger", "Kike", "Towelhead", "Sand-nigger", "Camel Jockey", "Beaner" or "Chink" you call me a racist.

You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live

You have the United Negro College Fund.
You have Martin Luther King Day.
You have Black History Month.
You have Cesar Chavez Day.
You have Yom Hashoah
You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi
You have the NAACP.
You have BET.

If we had WET(white entertainment television) we'd be racists.

If we had a White Pride Day you would call us racists.

If we had white history month, we'd be racists.

If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives, we'd be racists.

If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships, you know we'd be racists.

In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists.

You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.


You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us.
But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug-dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.


I am white.
I am proud.


But, you call me a racist.

Why is it that only whites can be racists?


Repost if you agree

 

 

 

 

 

 

k3drpaheart: hey sexi whore
KoK SmacK YoU: harro
k3drpaheart: huh
KoK SmacK YoU: its hello in my asian accent
k3drpaheart: oh ok
k3drpaheart: sounds like fun
KoK SmacK YoU: thanks for noticing how sexc i really am
k3drpaheart: monika said ur the uglyiest person in the world
KoK SmacK YoU: atleast i dont look dead
k3drpaheart: she said i dont look dead so u can kiss my ass bitch
KoK SmacK YoU: and my soul is still intact
k3drpaheart: monika said wanna be gothic shut ur ugly ass up
KoK SmacK YoU: i dont try to be gothic
KoK SmacK YoU: i will get a rusty razor and slit your rectum so that every baby you have once a week is gonna hurt even worse
KoK SmacK YoU: lets your comeback nigger
k3drpaheart: she said wtf im jnot a nigger u need toget ur facts straigh and im sorry im not a whore u got meconfused with ur g/f
KoK SmacK YoU: my girlfriend is still alive
k3drpaheart: ok this is what she says from now on
k3drpaheart: does i tlook ike icare
k3drpaheart: like*
KoK SmacK YoU: and the only person thats crazy enough to talk to you is john edward
k3drpaheart: wtf
KoK SmacK YoU: hes a giant douche
KoK SmacK YoU: who talks to the dead on FOX 4
k3drpaheart: at least i hae more friinds than u
k3drpaheart: that would be you
KoK SmacK YoU: your friends are all evil prep minions bent on destroying the jolly rancher candys
k3drpaheart: wtf
KoK SmacK YoU: jolly rancher candys as in babies
k3drpaheart: at least we can afford jolly ranchers!
KoK SmacK YoU: youre buying babies now?
k3drpaheart: no
KoK SmacK YoU: stupid fudge packer
k3drpaheart: u rally need to shut the fuck up cause ur comebacks suck
KoK SmacK YoU: not really youre just stalling
k3drpaheart: ::sighs::
k3drpaheart: at least im not a freak
k3drpaheart: by the way monika is saying this
KoK SmacK YoU: you cant breathe youre dead
k3drpaheart: ur comebacks really suck!
KoK SmacK YoU: monika...herro
KoK SmacK YoU: whens the funeral?
k3drpaheart: whens urs?

k3drpaheart: at least im not ugly
KoK SmacK YoU: lol... ive been calling you ugly for the past 15 mins beetle juice
k3drpaheart: wtf im not ugly im way better looking than u BITCH!
KoK SmacK YoU: do you have a b'f monika?
k3drpaheart: yes
KoK SmacK YoU: is he drugged?
k3drpaheart: no nlike u!
k3drpaheart: unlike*
KoK SmacK YoU: hehe, so hes dead?
KoK SmacK YoU: is he jack the pumpkin king?
k3drpaheart: ur like the gayes guy in the fucking world
KoK SmacK YoU: atleast i know how to pleasee my man
KoK SmacK YoU: nigger
k3drpaheart: ur gay!!!
KoK SmacK YoU: nigger
k3drpaheart: im not black! bitch
KoK SmacK YoU: your deceased
KoK SmacK YoU: so your skin is decayed and black
k3drpaheart: omg wtf is up with u and the dead!
k3drpaheart: no its not u dumbass
KoK SmacK YoU: your the only dead person i know and i want to talk to you
k3drpaheart: i think the weed has affected ur mind
KoK SmacK YoU: i think the maggots have eaten your eyes
k3drpaheart: im sory but no
KoK SmacK YoU: does your boyfriend put you in a damp room and drills holes in you to make different orifices to have sex with?
KoK SmacK YoU: and it sounds like pumping your fist into mayonaise
k3drpaheart: ur so gay its not even funny
KoK SmacK YoU: gay jokes are soooooo five min ago ::ugh::
KoK SmacK YoU: i noticed you copied your intrests off ivanas xanga
KoK SmacK YoU: stop stealing the intrests of the living she corpse
KoK SmacK YoU: perhaps your time on this earth is gone
k3drpaheart: omg ur dead shit was like so never!
KoK SmacK YoU: QUIT ACTING!
KoK SmacK YoU: YOURE WORSE THAN BEN AFFLECKq
k3drpaheart: ur mom
KoK SmacK YoU: CRAWL BACK INTO YOUR 6 FOOT DEEP HOLE!
k3drpaheart: stop with the dead shit plz
KoK SmacK YoU: THEN COME BACK TO LIFE
k3drpaheart: i didnt steal ivans intrestes u faget open ur eyes and see u little bitch
KoK SmacK YoU: you stole hers cause you want to be a prep like her cause she has friends and you want to be a prep and popular too but your just a dead scorpion women
k3drpaheart: I DINT STEAL HERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KoK SmacK YoU: why dont you talk to me when youre alive
k3drpaheart: ivana isnt a prep
KoK SmacK YoU: shes closer than most dead people
KoK SmacK YoU: *wink*
k3drpaheart: i wish u were dead thogh
KoK SmacK YoU: why so you could be my corpse bride?
KoK SmacK YoU: sorry im not into necrophiliasm
k3drpaheart: theres no way in hell i would be ur bride
KoK SmacK YoU: yeah its illegal to marry dead people
k3drpaheart: omg
KoK SmacK YoU: except in arkansas
KoK SmacK YoU: lets move there
k3drpaheart: kk
KoK SmacK YoU: and bosnia
KoK SmacK YoU: damn bosnians
k3drpaheart: bitch fuck you AMERICAN!!!!!!!!!!
KoK SmacK YoU: hey we police the world
KoK SmacK YoU: and thats MR.ALIVE AMERICAN to you
k3drpaheart: amira said when she sees u shes gonna kick u in ur small dix
k3drpaheart: dixk*
k3drpaheart: dick*
KoK SmacK YoU: my dix?
k3drpaheart: DICK*

KoK SmacK YoU: you spell like a dead person
k3drpaheart: ur mom
KoK SmacK YoU: my mom is still a living AMERICAN citizen
k3drpaheart: i dnt give a shit
KoK SmacK YoU: yeah... i know all your shit left you when you died
k3drpaheart: wtf
k3drpaheart: ur the gayest person i know!
KoK SmacK YoU: you lose control of your bowels when you die
KoK SmacK YoU: so you shit your pants!
KoK SmacK YoU: you shit your pants!
k3drpaheart: ur g/f
KoK SmacK YoU: you shit your pants!
KoK SmacK YoU: you have cooties ..... dead cooties
k3drpaheart: ur mom
KoK SmacK YoU: your vagina tastes like chicken
KoK SmacK YoU: the ass of the chicken
k3drpaheart: lmao
KoK SmacK YoU: hey dead people can laugh
k3drpaheart: you should know!
KoK SmacK YoU: yeah theres one dead girl names monika
KoK SmacK YoU: i knnow her
k3drpaheart: fun
k3drpaheart: ok its Amira no
k3drpaheart: w
KoK SmacK YoU: good she must have been getting flesh on the keyboard
k3drpaheart: omg stop
KoK SmacK YoU: i will when she lays to rest
k3drpaheart: whats up with u and dead ppl?
KoK SmacK YoU: just resurrected monika
KoK SmacK YoU: its an abomination of life
k3drpaheart: omg stop!
KoK SmacK YoU: OMG DIE!!!
k3drpaheart: WTF!!!!!!!!!!
k3drpaheart: its monika again
KoK SmacK YoU: lay to rest
k3drpaheart: at least ppl would be sad that i dies unlike u
KoK SmacK YoU: well burying you is a waste of manure and a good casket
KoK SmacK YoU: there is sadness....
KoK SmacK YoU: its in the ghettos
k3drpaheart: where u live
KoK SmacK YoU: and your house is like a =n indoor graveyard
k3drpaheart: ur mom is
KoK SmacK YoU: my mom is... alive?
k3drpaheart: i dont care about ur mom
KoK SmacK YoU: you keep saying it
k3drpaheart: ur mom
KoK SmacK YoU: see
k3drpaheart: ur mom
k3drpaheart: ur ,p,
k3drpaheart: mom*
KoK SmacK YoU: why dont you quit trying to be alive and go back to the relms of hell
k3drpaheart: ur mom
KoK SmacK YoU: are you angry monika?
k3drpaheart: ur mom
k3drpaheart: ur mom
KoK SmacK YoU: monikas house
k3drpaheart: ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
k3drpaheart: im sory but i dont like  that like u
k3drpaheart: colby & anita
KoK SmacK YoU: its monikas whole family in one great collection
k3drpaheart: ur mom
KoK SmacK YoU: i think the correct spelling is "your"
k3drpaheart: ur mom
KoK SmacK YoU: my mom is the correct spelling of your??
k3drpaheart: ur mom
KoK SmacK YoU: i guess they dont teach english in dead school
k3drpaheart: ur mom
k3drpaheart: go on this
KoK SmacK YoU: perhaps later
k3drpaheart: go on this one
KoK SmacK YoU: go back in your coffin
KoK SmacK YoU: its nap time
k3drpaheart: ur mom
k3drpaheart: go back in urs
KoK SmacK YoU: i have a "bed"
k3drpaheart: ur mom
KoK SmacK YoU: may the power of christ compel you
k3drpaheart signed off at 10:12:41 PM.
KoK SmacK YoU: victory is mine
Previous message was not received by k3drpaheart because of error: User k3drpaheart is not available.

 

 



Next 5 >>